*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*

Reblogged from mrgeoman (Originally from thegr8mattsby)

5.3.2013 |55,592 notes
me,

YOUR POINTY EARSSSS. Are they fake? Did a body mod artist do them? Were the ears naturally humongous beforehand? H-HOW ARE THE POINTS SO PERFECT *incoherent babbling, gross sobbing*

Anonymous

Thank you, Anon Grayface. I’m glad you dig the way my ears look in those pictures. I’ve gotten this question a few times, and I always answer it, but I can’t recall if I ever published the answer, so I’ll take the chance to do that this time.

My ears, sadly, are not pointed. I have many pictures of myself tagged and, after getting this question, I went through them. I never realized until today that the only pictures where you can clearly see my ears are the ones I’ve pointed. I really don’t want to mislead anyone. People who do get their ears pointed go through a lot to do so and it never ends up looking as good as I make it look with Photoshop.

And, what you see in those pictures is just that, my skill with tools in Photoshop. (I’ll put up some other examples of what I’ve done in that vein.)

But, if I could find a body-modder who was skilled enough to give me those ears, I’d do it.

This, for the record, is what my ears look like.

1.16.2013 |0 notes
me, mine, anon asked me sumpthin, my ears,

bdsm-ivtr:

courtofsatyrs replied to your post: My room is still the warmest room in the house this winter.

Mine, too.

High five!

Warm room buddies!

:D